Living Dead Garden Zombie
Since the dawn of the zombie phenomenon, zombies are enjoying a recent resurrection in popularity as seen in a hoard of movies, games, and TV shows.
Zombies are arguably the hottest cold-hearted, man-eating abominations today. And we can see why - zombies are just a lot of fun and they are simply infectious.
We unearthed this Garden Zombie deeply buried in the pages of the internet. It probably works as a modern-day version of the 19th century garden gnome.
Wikipedia tells us something about the garden gnome:
"A garden gnome or lawn gnome is a figurine of a small humanoid creature, usually wearing a pointy hat, produced for the purpose of ornamentation and protection from evil sorcery, typically of gardens or on lawns."
While the Garden Zombie won't protect your garden or lawn from evil sorcery (zombies are probably a product of it), the Garden Zombie can still potentially scare the life out of those neighborhood kids who makes the grave mistake of trespassing into your lawn.
Despite its stiff construction, the lifeless statue still looks animated and the facial details are dead accurate.
Now, you can get a chance to get your very own life-like living dead garden zombie. Your reanimated dead replication will truly make any garden come to life.
For $100 this Garden Zombie can be purchased online.